He's Going To be Very Old
First man : What is your son going to be when he leaves school?
Second man : Very old.
Heavier
Postal clerk : The parcel is too heavy. You'll have to put another stamp on it.
Customer : What! And make it even heavier!
We'll Give You Another One
A sergeant was once instructing a class of parachutist.
Soldier : What happens if the parachutes doesn't open, sergeant, when I jump out?
Sergeant : Oh, that's all right. You just bring it back and we'll give you another one.
Lucky Man?
Son : Oh, dad, you're a lucky man!
Father : But, why do you think that?
Son : Because you won't have to buy me any school-books this year. I've been left in the same class!
A Budding Diplomat
Teacher : Billy, you're late again. Why?
Billy : The class started before I got here, sir.
In The Army
Sergeant : What do you do first before you clean your rifle?
Soldier : Look at the weapon-number, sergeant.
Sergeant : Rubbish!
Soldier : Yes, sergeant, then I don't clean somebody else's rifle by mistake!
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